i want to poop there
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shit i’m being out-of-my-way nice to boy-who-subtweets-about-me-247 I HOPE IM NOT LEADING HIM ON AHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE JUST PUT A SMILEY FACE NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT ABORT„
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING YOUR BLIND BOYFRIEND ARADIA MEGIDO
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(via googlebus)
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I wanna fly, and never come down
And I live my life, and have friends around(via werewolfpatronus)
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oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
(via chihirofication)
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is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?
(via movedto-ga-vin)
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DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
DO YOU
(via doitsuvevo)
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today my sister and i were walking in nyc and there was an elmo and a cookie monster who we kind of walked by but they started following us and we heard “come here girls” “want a cookie”
;___; don’t take the cookies pls
he didnt even have cookies fuckin liar
my mom was like “youre scaring them” and we kind of ran away. it was actually pretty funny
